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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Instead of Andrew Jackson, their $20 bills have a picture of Tito Jackson
They promise they'll have your money if you come back after tonight's Keno drawing
Interest paid not in money, but in Saltines
ATM looks suspiciously like a Ms. Pac-Man machine
Loan officer will approve your mortgage only if you let him rub you
Bank robbers leave with a sack of IOUs -- that's how bad things are, ladies and gentlemen
Most banks are backed by the FDIC; your bank is backed by KFC
They made $2 million loan to the Hillary Clinton campaign
Manager giggles whenever he says, "early withdrawal"
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Teller asks, "You're not with the Treasury Department, are you?"
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Cash machine only dispenses Supercuts coupons
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Deposits are only insured up to eight bucks
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All ATM PIN numbers are one digit
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When applying for a loan, manager asks, "Have you been a good boy this year?"
"Late Show" Rewind: November 22, 2008 A crazy intern, a rabid fox, a manly kiss -- and Regis! It's your LS highlights for the week of November 17 - 21, 2008.
