DAVETV If you could look at only one thing on the Internet, DaveTV would be the obvious choice. What other so-called "website" lets you watch LATE SHOW Highlights, Comedy Clips, Slideshows, Stupid Trick clips and The Tony Mendez Show?
TOP TEN LIST You know it, you love it, you can't live without it: the revolutionary comedy bit that won Dave the Nobel Peace Prize. Check out the latest Top Ten List here.
TOP TEN ARCHIVES Old Top Ten Lists never die, they just get archived. The Top Ten Archives is searchable by date and keyword. Also, please note that the word "archives" contains the word "chives."
TOP TEN CONTEST So you think you're as funny as Dave's writers? Or maybe you just enjoy wasting time at work? See if you've got the chops to win a great prize in our weekly Top Ten Contest.
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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Top Ten Perks of Being an All-Star presented by Derek Jeter
"If fans hit a beach ball onto the field, I get to keep it"
"When I go to the supermarket, they give me the non-deadly tomatoes"
"In November, I get to vote as many times as I want"
"I can re-broadcast games without the express written consent of Major League Baseball"
"I don't need a permit to own a monkey"
"I get a 30-cent bump to $9.75 an hour"
"Starbucks opened a branch in the dugout just in case I need a mid-game latte"
"Whenever I steal second base, I decide whether I'm safe or not"
"A chance to remind Boston players they only have to win 19 more championships to have as many as we do"
"Special 'All-Star cups' vibrate in your pants!"
"Late Show" Rewind: November 22, 2008 A crazy intern, a rabid fox, a manly kiss -- and Regis! It's your LS highlights for the week of November 17 - 21, 2008.
